Were you there when they put Seminary Dog in the crate?
Seminary Cat finds the end of the semester exhausting.
Nope, Seminary Dog refuses to leave seminary.
WHEN MY DOG GIVES ME PASTORAL CARE
Seminary Dog has already sung “Were You There When They Crucified My Lord” four times this week.
Seminary Dog is angry that your “theology” overlooks the oppressed and the hope given by Jesus Christ in their struggle, and would like to point out that it is now just “abstract” talk, geared to the ideological justification of the status quo.
